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“HOLY SHIT! It’s the big Z, Iced Z:

First time i fought Ziqo in arena i was like “HOLY SHIT! It’s the big Z, Iced Z, Double Z, Z to the Z, Double Z” while i was doing this he fired his missiles at me shouting “DDDDRRRRRRRRDRRRRRRRDRRRRR” and I died.

Hey Ziqo, its Yusuf:

Hey Ziqo, its Yusuf from the college football team, how you been bro? I see you’re still playing video games some things never change! Hey are you still playing the wizard of warcraft game? I never had time for video games I was too busy playing football and going to frat parties. Anyways good seeing you bro, call me and we can hit the clubs.

The year is 2025:

The year is 2025. Zigetolino lies on his deathbed, the countless years of vegan food finally having taken their toll. He struggles to adjust his eyes to the glare of his computer screen, yearning to view his beloved twitch chat one more time. All he sees is degenerate weeb spam. His eyes brim with tears. He begins gasping his final breath, and in his final moments he hits the hardest dab known to humanity

It’s Tanner from Highschool:

So you’re going by “Ziqo” now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it’s Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we’re married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

 

Chinese village tournament:

Hello Ziqo, my name is Yu Sak Kock, im 27 years old, i live in farmers village in China. Everyone in my village have around 1700 MMR, but my MMR is 2110, so as you can see I’m pretty skilled player! I want to invite you join my WOW team to play in our local tournament. There will be more than 500 teams from all nearby villages, all games are best of 5. The grand prize is 2 bags of rice and a goat. Please help us win, friend!

Attention Ziqo:

DatSheffy :loudspeaker: ATTENTION, ZIQO! This is Captain Cucumber of the Vegan Police! You have been accused of violating the Supreme Vegan Charter by drafting beast arcane conjuring food in your arena and forcing them to fight for you! This is a blatant act of animal exploitation and is punishable by death! Surrender peacefully and we will make it a quick and painless one! This is your only warning!

First time:

First time i played against Ziqo in arena i felt so nice playing against a streamer but i was scared and did many mistakes, eventually i overcame my fear and did some good things but wasn’t enough to win against the legend himself, but was good effort non-the less. When i came to watch the game he was calling us “Boo-boo-boosted”, yelling “HOW DO U LOSE?!” and clapping handedly very rapidly in the form of mockery. Ziqo is super mean.

My name is Doomsen:

KKona Howdy Ziqo, my name is Doomsen and I work in the meat industry. I’m getting pretty sick and tired of all the vegan propaganda you’re spreading on this here livestream. You rave about the health benefits of becoming a leaf-muncher, but look at you! You’re a pale, scrawny, hallowed-out husk of a man. Hell, you probably can’t even lift up a hamburger with those pitiful arms of yours. If you don’t stop hating on meat, I’m gonna come by in my truck and force-feed you my “giant sausage!”

 

Hardstuck at 1.5:

ZIQO ALWAYS BEEN A R1 PLAYER BUT IM HARDSTUCK 1.5 FeelsBadMan

Imagine a place:

Imagine a place where plebs, subs and mods can express their creative thoughts openly, a place where they can spam in harmony; where spamming TriHard will not get you banned, a place where the chat is united under the only righteous supreme leader M TriHard janga. This paradise we are speaking of, is Ziqo’s chat. Ziqo’s chat is a place where intellectuals and pure idiots come together to spam world’s finest and most carefully crafted copypasta in harmony.

Hello Mohammed:

Hello Mohammed, its me, Chantal. I hope you remember me from yesterday, where you and your friend met me in the night club. You were both drunk as fuck and we did some naughty stuff. While we were doing ‘business’ you told me about your girlfriend Julia. I promise you that i won’t tell her about your little adventure. Keep klepting some MMR and have a nice day!

Hey Ziqo, this is Shaniqua:

Hey Ziqo, this is Shaniqua, your cleaning lady from Ohio, thanks for telling me all about your fascinating gaming world, I just made a Twitch account and I’m thinking of starting my own cleaning stream! I just thought I should write you this private message to let you know that I found some dildos and other toys in your apartment while doing the final cleaning after your departure. Please send me your adress. I can send it by air if you need it really fast. Keep klepting some MMR and stay green!

Vegetable man:

Hey Ziqo, i am the manager of the supermarket where you buy packages of vegetables everyday. After you leave every morning we are left with no vegetables. People are started to complain about you and asked me to ban you from coming to this supermarket. They threatened me if i don’t ban you they won’t come here anymore. I am so sorry that i have to do this. Goodbye vegetable man. Goodbye.