Captains Logs

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  • Day 397 – Today marks the third day of PS heroes scuba coaching, he has peaked at 1900 nautical feet below sea level and shows signs of improvement, dispersion is getting pressed 62% of the time, up from 11%. At this rate we will be 2k on BFA launch Kappa
  • Day 380 – Today we are playing deep placement games with the young numlies, captain is feeling frosty this morning, pissing on whatever sea creatures he can find.
  • Day 374 – Today we are doing some early season scubas squad sessions with Hydra and the Bulgarian athlete PShero. Expect to be amazed at their aquatic prowess.
  • Day 351 – Captain Ziget took a deep dive at the end of season push through the treacherous jungle infested ladder, incarnification was inevitable, Enrage timers were plentiful, but he persevered and secure rank 1 in the most scuba fashion possible.
  • Day 349 – It was a stormy night on the submarine, the web-server slid off of the deck by a huge gust of wind and plummeted into the ocean, it took a deep dive but was ultimately recovered and plugged back in. Systems stable.
  • Day 342 – Late night, captain is still sleeping. Deckhand Isunami has been working on the website and its finally finished. Memes are plentiful and consolidated. Submarine stable.
  • Day 331 – Today Venfoki is learning the art of when to apply scuba blade in the deep NA waters with captain Ziqo. That is all.
  • Day 322 – Venruki has been under water so long that madness has started to set in, the scuba lifestyle and human trinket are wearing him mentally.
  • Day 316 – Roses are red, scuba is blue, we are playing outloouuge, and Amigo is in EU..That is all.
  • Day 314 – Amigo hasn’t been walked in like a week, Reszuz is trying to play triple human crane monk and Rich Campbell™ has a weak one hand clap confirmed.
  • Day 319 – Today we learned the 19 year old Captain Ziget once klepted whole Text based RPG right off of the face of the internet. ziqoKlept
  • Day 289 – Captain Ziget and the scuba crew have been lost at sea for multiple days, the inflatable submarine condom pulled through and we are back at the dock.
  • Day 278 – Julias dad trecked 50 miles in snow boots to come and see amigo and ziget.. but he left the captains chair and the cat klepted the voyage.
  • Day 276 – Today our submarine got DDOS’d.. we put on the inflatable condom.. but it seems out efforts were futile. Dad is lost as sea.
  • Day 267 – Today we got the most ghetto legendary and didnt notice, commence under water scuba rage.
  • Day 264 – Today we sang a song with alot of explicit TriHard Themes..Also rogue mage with NAHero is under way. Akro is excited watching from the sidelines.
  • Day 263 – Today we lost all audio on the submarine, and for some reason there seems to be a random DK on board.
  • Day 221 – Today we honor the loss of a fellow mod, may his soul rest beneath the coast of nigeria forever suspended in legionized bliss.
  • Day 222 – Today we faced quintuple kick cleave, baited the mighty joe, farmed the infamous hydra. Our presence in the ocean is felt today.
  • Day 239 – Today we are facing terrible consequences..Dad is rolling ele shaman and hes about to spam purge us mods inevitably, only the sea can save us now.
  • Day 245 – It was the night before christmass, and the submarine is parked. Amigo is a sleep, and zigo is swashing, the outlaw fury, the night before christmass.
  • Day 201 – Ziqo was detained on the way back from blizzcon, shortly after arriving at the airport he was thrown in prison, bail will be posted.
  • Day 204 – Today we decided to climb the ladder while doomsen gets some well needed sleep, yogurt on ladder helps to prevent dampfication and scubaficative abilities.
  • Day 206 – Today captain ziqo and the elite scuba squad are treading water trying to get rank 1 scuba recognition. Lets hope legionification doesn’t take effect.
  • day 207 – Today ziqollo is taking a deep dive for the end of the season grind, doomsen is floating in his kayak and actively under sniper attack.
  • Day 209 – Today we are going for highlights in the deep blue sea, julia is trying to klept the vegan delights, amigo is barking, zingo 4 is in production.
  • Day 213 – Today the elite scuba squad is having some marital issues.. Only the children of the chat can lighten the mood FeelsBadMan
  • Day 219 – Outlook bleak, all we see are Dragon slayers below the glass floor submarine parked at the dock.. dad is missing, its possible the mistress may have klepted him.
  • Day 123 – Today we start off our submarine stream real legionized.. boostified, you name it. Random bedroom inc.
  • Day 124 – the jail guard allowed uncle doomey to come and visit, visiting times are rather strict, so we must thug cleave to optimal depth.
  • Day 125 – Today we took on a spicy one vs two in the black rook scuba arena, we are going zip lining today for the ultimate voyage.
  • Day 138 – Today marks the second day since we hit the sub goal for english ziqo, crumpets and tea will be served on the submarine today along with a showing of Ziqo 1.5
  • Day 139 – Today we took the submarine out to the depths of the ocean, we passed by the new blizzard server facility. That is all.
  • Day 140 – Today we are enjoying legion from a depth of 30,000 ft.. the nautical comps are really starting to dampen TSX. Oxygen stable.
  • Day 141 – Today we take out our aquatic broom sticks to troll the depths of the ocean, working as intended.
  • Day 142 – Today there was a strong effort in the seas to mod mojanga, however, ziqo ran over our hopes and dreams with the submarine. that is all.
  • Day 142 ¾ – Today one the submarine we got klepted by outlaw warrior and the chat went ham with TriHard ‘s
  • Day 145 – The immense pressure of the ocean has taken its toll on the black lizards back, he has rested and returns for a dive this fine day.
  • Day 182 – Today we try something new in the abyss, demon king.. We dont know much about this abyssal creature but we are sure it will scuba just fine.
  • Day 182.5 – Today we installed our own meat grinder on the submarine.. must grind meat for maximum scuba .
  • Scuba Fact #103 – Uncle Doomy is the only person alive who cannot float on his back, he always sinks.
  • Day 189 – Today we unleash the perfectionist demon king upon the abyss, we must slay and baitificate the plebs of the sea.
  • Day 191 – Today we dive and are trying hard not to windtrade with uncle doomey, featuring the young hotted. Oxygen levels stable, waterproof laptop purchased.
  • Day 103 – Today we adventure down into the abyss as assadrollo, featuring hydra. No rogues were on the dock, PShero is benched.
  • Day 104 – Today we voyage into different waters, we will be scuba diving at a depth of 700 feet, our game of choice is pubg. that is all.
  • Day 109 – Today we are diving deep with the king of demons.. Ziqoamgio, featuring Doomsen. We have plenty of oxygen and Doomey brought vegan snacks for the dive.
  • Day 158 – Today we are pushing rank 1 in the fields of sweden, amigo is a running, ziqo is running out of breath.. No scuba tanks to be seen. FeelsGoodMan
  • Day 159 – Yesterday was exhausing out in the swedish scubaside, today we return to the depths with uncle doomy and we plan on going deep! #freemojanga
  • Day 160 – We were told to stay away from an ayssal creature, by the name of Richard Campell.. Scuba is in defense mode today.
  • Day 161 – Today we take a dive with the young hotted, featuring uncle doomy – Oxygen levels are stable.
  • Day 163 – Today we do some underwater PVE, featuring some random scuba divers. Depletification is inevitable.
  • Day 164 – Today we are diving into the toxic PVE environment, oxygen tanks and flasks are stable, hopefully we get some scubatastic loot.
  • Day 166 – Today we set sail to the laggy abyss of the NA servers, much scubatastic action is to take place, much oxygen will be consumed.
  • Day 168 – Today we are recovering from the dampification of the Chinese regionals – Sleep Schedule ruined and we must refuel the submarine.
  • Day 170 – Today we are going to be diving very deep with alts it seems. We must board the submarine and pick up whomever we can find in group finder.
  • Day 172 – Today we take one last scuba with uncle doomey and TSX before we voyage to Germany for gamescom. Lets go captain ziqo!
  • Day 187 – We have returned from the german seas, new season, new scuba, we are starting out on a deep dive in the quest for legionification.
  • Day 181 – Second day of the season and we already hitting the maximum pressure of the abyss, lets hope we do not run out of oxygen.
  • Day 143 – Uncle doomey has emerged from the depths, and now captain ziqo is playing frost? Something tells me the arcane dream has been disrupted, more at 11.
  • Day 141 ½ – Today we found a mysterious jar aboard the submarine, the immense pressure of the abyss may cause it to combust, chat is scared, doomey is hiding and captain zingo is just shaking his head. More at 7.
  • Day 145 – Today we roasted a sea creature at the bottom of the abyss, it was of the challenger type, but we must make do with what have. that is all.
  • Day 147 – Today dad took a break, he had to recover in smugglers notch to unwind and undampen from the abyssal snipers, he will be crossing the seas to the NA in the submarine tomorrow PogChamp.
  • Day 155 – Today we had our second on land meal curtesy of julia since out oceanic voyage, it is Jooocy, that is all.
  • Day 156 – Today uncle doomey returned after the scubatastic druid nerfs, Lets hope he didnt leave too much of his soul and ambition at the bottom of the abyss.
  • Day 141 ½ – Today we found a mysterious jar aboard the submarine, the immense pressure of the abyss may cause it to combust, chat is scared, doomey is hiding and captain zingo is just shaking his head. More at 11.
  • Day 122 – The Black Lizard is nearing the end of his journey this season, much scuba has been witnessed, but today we float on the ocean’s surface knowing another safe rank 1 will be obtained.
  • Day 121 – Captain in navigating the sea, i am here scrubbing the barnacals off of the submarine, i think i hear the faint whisper of uncle Doomey ” Im cumminggggggg”. All is well.
  • Day 124 – Uncle doomey is no where to be found, we think he may of fell into a ditch somewhere in the abyss of pubg. He is not “Cumming den”.
  • Day 126 – We established today in the underwater chat that is captain Ziqos Channel, that the daily JAH is going to get us banned, and that the daily joe, is probably safe for viewing on stream. That is all.
  • Day 126 ½ – We recollect the date may 24th, something something panda, something something zingo. Prai Carried, that is all.
  • Day 127 – Today we will forever remember the man, the myth, the legionficated legened that is KKoolinka – May his soul rise above the abyss.
  • Day 130 – Today we dive into the abyss with captain in training – Prai, he just got his scuba license is ready to dive deep.
  • Day 131 – Today we load up the submarine with a special quest insight, So strap on your oxygen tanks,We must travel to the abyss to FREE MOJANGA TriHard.
  • Day 134 – Today we have special guest captain in training, PSHero, he has traveled the Bulgarian seas and is ready to expand his diving career, wish him luck
  • Day 137 – Today we step off of the submarine, and onto dry land, Amigo is pushing rank 1 in the park, julia is thinking about a seafood dinner, and zingo is already getting land sick, that is all.
  • Day 138 – Today we found a mystical creature in smugglers notch, it resembles a unicorn, but it looks like it suffered much dampening in its life. Rare none the less.
  • Day 139 – Today we achieved Abyssal Galdinator, the submarine has a fresh coat of scuba paint, strap on the flippers cuz we going deep boys TriHard
  • Day 140 – Today uncle doomey came back to the submarine, he got a little washed down in the abyss due to some druid related nerfification, never the less doomey is alive and well.
  • Day 105 – Doomsen fell out of a plane and into the sea, we must send for him at once! Captain brought back some fresh sea urchin for julia, ever since she has been acting weird, some foul curse from the abyss may be to blame. More at 11.
  • Day 107 – Today captain ziqo and captain Scubsen went to the swedish compton abyss, looking for firearms and vegan energy drinks. that is all. More at 11.
  • Day 111 – Captain Ziqo lost his fro in a scuba related accident, luckily he found a treasure chest of 4k Euros during the dive. That is all.
  • Day 90 – Dad has deployed marine grade condoms for the submarines internet connection, lets hope they hold up to the savage conditions of the abyss. No sign of Uncle Doomey.
  • Day 96 – Captain Ziqo and the Scuba Squad are on a mission to collect their treasure challenge skins from that imp thing in the abyss, lets hope we dont dive too far. PS: sorry for the lack of updates, been busy at work.
  • Day 103 – Its a misty morning on the high seas, the elite scuba crew has packed up the submarine with scuba snaks, ready to dive with the black lizard to depths never seen.
  • Day 71 – We found uncle dogsen creeping in the chat, personally i think he was stealing things from a shipwreck or some boostificated crap like that. Submarine is in full dampification mode today. KKoolinka
  • Day 73 – Captain Ziqo and deck hand Scubasen said sail on this modest friday for the ultimate adventure, new unexplored fathoms of the abyss call for us today boys! 16K submarine and a new pony for julia INC Kappa
  • Day 75 – Word has spread that we may need to resuce the first mate julia from the tyrannical dinosaur infested waters of “ARK Survival, not to be mistaken with noahs ark. We will not be going 2 by 2. We will scuba dive with our newly tamed dinosaurs to victory!
  • Day 77 – We set sail today on the frosty submarine stocked with fresh toilet paper, uncle doomey takes a deep breathe before we dive into the abyss, swiftly awaiting the hammer of the the great holinky to strike upon thy spirits! KKoolinka
  • Day 78 – The great word of holinky will echo across the abyss today, tune in at 11PST to find out more. Scuba Squad will be in the chat , Uncle doomy will surely be disappointed.
  • Day 81 – The Captain Ziqo has enough funds for a new submarine, with a giant method logo on it. That way all the sea creatures of the abyss will know what team we are repping deep in the black fathoms of the sea.
  • Day 83 – We set sail in the new method submarine, we’ve got the funk and disco blasting on the vessel, afros blazing, todays journey will be one for the abyssal record books!
  • Day 86 – Uncle Dogsen has gone missing after his birthday party, We searched the captains quarters, the below deck toilet, we even left vegan dogsen treats out with no luck, into the abyss we go.
  • Day 85 – Captain Ziqo has taken a dive in the abyss AKA Heroic Nighthold, Many dragons to be slain, Many Raiders to BM. For Holinky we Dive Deep for the Epic Loots.
  • Day 87 – You feel a ripple through the waters off the abyss, the ghost of Holinky appears from the depths – ” SEASON ENDS MARCH 28th POGCHAMP”. The water returns to its former stillness, then the alarm of the submarine starts blaring.. To be continued.
  • Day 89 – Today dad warms up the submarine again after a break, fresh scuba season with a renewed scuba license, Captain Ziqo sets sail for the abyss of patch 7.2. Uncle Doomy is probably sleeping..or missing..chat is worried.
  • Day 47 – The Main Senior Scuba Elite Team is ready to explore the wonders of the seven seas, Oxygen Check, Uncle Dogsen, Check, Windows Updates, Check. The only test left before the voyage is if uncle dogsen has the mental stability to handle the depths of the abyss.
  • Day 48 – The Horizon of the black lizard has become even broader, diving into the uncharted abyss of the Counter Strike world, We will be on the look out for the top frags and friendly fire.
  • Day 50 – Koni priest is on the autopilot program to become a slayer of the abyss, equipped with the power of the greater pyro pogchamp, the scuba machine is well under sea searching for the epic kony plays, never block, never dispell, in uncle dogsen we trust.
  • Day 51 – In efforts to maximize water resistance, the elite scuba squad has decided to double their efforts in the RMP dream, Smooth jazz fills the submarine and Kony Priest(featuring lesbian haircut) is slaying the duelists of the abyss effortlessly and with supreme Sophistication, that of a underwater dictator one would expect.
  • Day 53 – Captain Ziqo will be taking one last exploration mission with the RMP dream, before he has to travel back to the surface to refuel the submarine, Dogsen’s flippers have been severely damaged, vegan energy supplies low. Much underwater exploration is still left to be done in the name science. May we all relish in the marvelous wonders that have been discovered this week 12000 feet below sea level. May Holinky Bless us for the next voyage.
  • Day 55 – The black lizard is back, we are done exploriing the xyru boosted orb abyss, we have proven with science that the lizard is statistically better. The Submarine has set sail for broader horizons!
  • Day 56 – No sign of zingo, submarine docked and empty, outlook : bleak. Day 56 ¼ – Submarine starting up, pre voyage checks.
  • Day 56 ¾ – The Aquatic Hydrollo manned the submarine today, all in all a successful voyage to the bottom of the sea, much dampenifiation, back to the docks to prepare for tomorrows voyage.
  • Day 57 – We found a sheep head in the fridge on the submarine today, uncle dogsen swears its not his, whazz wants nothing to do with it. Sending SOS to PSHero to arrange shipping and handling.
  • Day 60 – The young ziqo has decided to take abreak from the submarine, and take a flight out into the middle of the ocean? What could he possibly find above the abyss?
  • Day 61 – After an action packed 24 hours of exploding lighters, rescuing felines from the depths of the frigid IRL abyss, the young zingo has set sail to be become scuba elite, uncle doomey has come along for the ride, lets hope he doesnt get friendzoned again.
  • Day 62 – The young ziqo has journey into the IRL abyss to save a feline, dove deep into the russian counter wall hacking sketchified oceans, what will todays journey bring? Perhaps one last journey to Smugglers Scar?
  • Day 63 – The Submarine has set sail, with a fresh stock of memes and a fat bag of euros for new diving equipment, uncle doomey has gotten of his friendzonificaiton, to the abyss we search for the next adventure of the scuba crew.
  • Day 64 – The weather today off of the coast of Jamaica is prime for a good dive, captain ziqo readys the submarine with his new scuba gear for todays adventure!
  • Day 66 – The Submarine is back in business, with a sense of impending doom in the abyss, you find yourself asking, Why is he alive? Why am i dead? We set sail off of the coast of Jamaica for todays adventure!
  • Day 66 ¾ – Dad now has money to buy uncle dogsen and amigo new flippers and snorkels. Dive for a dive off of the coast of dubai!
  • Day 66 ¼ – We can now afford two ponys and fuel for the submarine for an entire year. PogChamp
  • Day 67 – Captain Zingo and the scuba crew are heading home from the waters of Jamaica, a successful birthday week voyage indeed. but there is more discovery to do in the crushing pressure of the abyss,we must wake up uncle doomey and press forward at once!
  • Day 69 (Kappa) – Todays journey into the frigid abyss has been nothing short of spectacular, the frigid winds of the great north holinky have everyone waddling in their wheelchairs down to the depths of the abyss, engines full throttle in the submarine!
  • Day 70 – Not much to report from the abyss today, captain ziqo and an unamed feral druid seek to dominate some frost bleedification play this morning on the high seas. Holinky bless us all.
  • Day 31 – The scuba submarine has set sail for deeper waters, uncle dogsen has gone missing once again , possibly eaten by the great kraken holinky, outlook bleak, bubbles rising.
  • Day 43 – Sonar in the submarine has gone haywire – Uncle dogsen has all but vanished out of thin air and has yet to be seen, we continue to search the abyss in search of epic koni plays, the faint whispers of PSheros table slamming can be heard from the ocean floor.
  • Day 46 – The legendry uncle Dogsen has returned with the young ziqollo, looking for fresh meat at the bottom of the abyss, never bash, never clone, never block, never link.
  • Day 30 – He said it.
  • Day 12 – Uncle doomsen has returned – his keybinds have been soaked by the dark waters of the abyss. Dad is happy. Kappa
  • Day 19 – Pshero took a number 2 in the submarine, wondering down at the bottom of the abyys, no sign of dogsen , dad tilting.
  • Day 21 – Foxyo ditched – dogsen missing still… Milk cartons with uncle dogsens face are littered around stormwind – Submarine running out of fuel, dad seems sad.
  • Day 24 – Holinka has blessed thee, Dogsen is duelist no longer however he is still missing, no signs of life – Rest in Peace BlackLizard of the Abyss 2017-2017 – Forever will he be missed.
  • Day 29 – Uncle Dogsen has returned , with a freshly fueled submarine and a fancy new scuba suit, team scuba sets sail for the abyss of GCD, dad is practicing hard and chat is happy.